It is 8am and I am smoking a Monarch Menthol 100 and listening to Barry Mannilow.

Classy? You know it.

I promise to give a real update when I, you know, do something.

In the meantime...

Her name is Lola
She was a showgirl.
But, that was 30 years ago
When they use to have a show.

Now it's a disco,
But not for Lola
Still in the dress she use to wear
Faded feathers in her hair...