one of the downfalls of using dial-up:

You can't log on if someone climbs up on a telphone pole and steals all the lines for the copper wiring.

we didn't have phones for like um...4 days. is there really that much money in copper scraps?

bah.

today is the day for drunkenness. i will not be partaking in any spirits, but you kiddies enjoy yourselves.

i'm wearing black pants and a khaki tee, and if someone pinches me i'm punching them in the throat.



there was gonna be a blarney stone joke right nyah, but nothing really geled. :(

yeah...so i just walked 5 blocks to the gas station because i needed smokes damn it.

i was propositioned by a lady of ill-repute.

twice.

i find this highly amusing.

she was on the other side of the street and was yelling at me to come over. she said, and i quote "Hey big stuff! Come over here and get a piece of this hot nasty shit right here."

okay. "hot nasty shit" does not put me in the mood for lovin'. just wanted to throw that out there.

when i was on my way back home she just said she'd catch up to me sooner or later, which was a bit creepy.

hmm...i think now is the time for bacon.

mornin' darlins.